5 signs you lived in San Francisco for a good, long while

1. You curb your wheels when parking in one of the world's flattest cities. Honestly, the closest real hill is a three-hour drive.
2. You can't believe that one flimsy little nail is all it takes to properly secure a picture to the wall.
3. You feel a rush of hometown pride when you see someone carrying a Timbuk2 bag.
4. You've gone a full month without hearing a Shane & Company radio ad. I used to have a friend in the diamond business...
5. When you think of your favorite burrito, you fight back tears. Help me, L'Avenida, you're my only hope.