San Francisco Natives Exposed to Actual "Weather"

When temperatures in Chicago had finally climbed as high as they could possibly go without drying up Lake Michigan, weather forecaster Sunny Day (rumored to be a psyeudonym) from WCLW predicted some "weather". Well, Ms. Day weren't just whistlin' Dixie. A quick stop at 1711 W. Fletcher St. last night gave us some insight into how our favorite transplants are doing.

"What the f*^% is this sh%&?" exclaimed Baxter Gordon, a young newcomer to the midwest. "First I be inside for days on account of the heat, and now I gotta put up with this crap?" Upon donning his dinosaur raincoat, however, young Baxter began clamoring to go out and play. "What? I can't go down the street what with all this thunder and lightnin'?" he hollered, attempting to push past his parents to climb a tree.

Younger brother Lyle Gordon, nearly two years old, yelled out something unintelligible to all but his parents. "He says, 'Yeah! What the f*&^?'", said his father, sheepishly.

"Don't copy me, yo!" said Baxter, pushing his brother out of the way.

"Nooo noooo, Baba!" whined Lyle, pinching his arm.

The boys' mother had already escaped inside, mumbling, "I been listenin' to this sh&* all day!"